I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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