Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm jealous of your bromance
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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