did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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