i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Randomize
