hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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