VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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