just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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