the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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