he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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