He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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