Duck Duck Cougar?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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