we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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