This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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