Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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