Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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