I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
