i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Just puked most of my soul out..
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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