I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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