i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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