windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
i out mim tonsoeep
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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