i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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