I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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