Don't you send me to vm
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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