If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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