after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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