thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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