birth control should be required to get into college
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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