when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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