Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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