if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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