Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
These tits shall not be calmed
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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