i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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