I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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