Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i would punch a child for taco bell
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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