Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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