Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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