Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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