Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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