Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
she pinky promised me she was 18
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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