All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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