I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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