His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
