Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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