Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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