i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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