My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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