you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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