We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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