So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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