You can't special order awesome
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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